fuckyeahidiotsonfacebook:

apparently other people will also do things for you if you yell the right thing.

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Go big or go home

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mlovee-21:

these crack me up!

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SEEMS LEGIT.

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The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

this is the best oh my god.

He’s bread, Jim.

He’s bread, Jim.

lol the notes to my post are awesome XD

He’s bread, Jim.

CLEAR

I need this in my life ;A;

He’s bread, Jim.

Reblogging for He’s Dead Jim.

liveandnerd:

Xbox Girls Get Revenge! MAKE ME A SANDWICH!!!!

rofl omg omg omg the last part /sobs while making sammich

#somuchwin

“…There had to be at least 200 people…”